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So here's my introduction
Nov. 20th, 2009 06:27 pmI've never really been good at introducing myself, but I'd try my best. I bet my asshole cousin would do a better job of introducing himself seeing as he's an egotistical politician who can't help but constantly talk about himself. Of course, he wouldn't be here if he could help it seeing as he's for "family values" and all that conservative bullshit. Or at least he gives a good appearance of it. There's that daredevil side to him where he thinks he can do whatever he wants and gets away with it, but I digress. I'm supposed to be introducing myself and not Richard.
So, my name is Benjamin Harris and I'm a pretty normal guy. You can call me Ben, if you want. I have an awesome girlfriend named Maria and I suspect she's far smarter than I. What else is important? Well, I have a bachelor's degree in Business. I actually wanted one in English, but since my uncle paid for my education and wanted me to work for him to pay him back, so a Business degree it was. A crap deal, but when your parents die in a car crash while you're a college freshman, it's hard and you take what you can
Oh yeah, there's also this business of a trickster type god thing deciding that I was to work for him. Now that is the only really weird part of my life. I suppose you'll get to learn exactly how weird in time. I am not much in the mood to really go into it right now since it involves shapeshifting and not in the sense that I can shapeshift to other animals.
So, my name is Benjamin Harris and I'm a pretty normal guy. You can call me Ben, if you want. I have an awesome girlfriend named Maria and I suspect she's far smarter than I. What else is important? Well, I have a bachelor's degree in Business. I actually wanted one in English, but since my uncle paid for my education and wanted me to work for him to pay him back, so a Business degree it was. A crap deal, but when your parents die in a car crash while you're a college freshman, it's hard and you take what you can
Oh yeah, there's also this business of a trickster type god thing deciding that I was to work for him. Now that is the only really weird part of my life. I suppose you'll get to learn exactly how weird in time. I am not much in the mood to really go into it right now since it involves shapeshifting and not in the sense that I can shapeshift to other animals.